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lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

(Source: justinbiebergoth, via dionebacchus)

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cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

cassbones:

inspookableassghosts:

you have a fundamental misunderstanding of how math works

hey that means charity will also get unlimited money so I’m game

(Source: eternalgirlscout, via laughingstation)

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strawberreli:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

nezua:

cherrispryte:

doctordisaster:

makin’ racists angry

have all y’all seen this? cause if not, you need to see it. 

It’s very very very easy to do.

or you’re just messing with someone’s favourite character

guys, i found the racist

strawberreli:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

nezua:

cherrispryte:

doctordisaster:

makin’ racists angry

have all y’all seen this? cause if not, you need to see it. 

It’s very very very easy to do.

or you’re just messing with someone’s favourite character

guys, i found the racist

(via lolsofunny)

Tags: Comic DC Racists
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riordam:

council-ofahn:

riordam:

this is just a few what I have seen lately

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whY

I’M A GUMMY BEAR, YES I’M A GUMMY BEAR, I’M A YUMMY TUMMY LUCKY FUNNY GUMMY BEAR.

oh hell no

(via improbablenormality)

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gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

(via dutchster)

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lemonhead-rudy:

reachexceedinggrasp:

meganphntmgrl:

this one is canon

Yes. Yes, it is.

Legit

(via thestormypetrelofcrime)

Tags: Thor Loki
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mymanic:

Fuck this is the funniest thing ever

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

Tags: Pun Comic
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nerdyspiderman:

felisirbis:

If you’re not going to comic con clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*
If you live no where near it clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*
if your favorite cast is showing and you’re dying ‘cause you’re not going.
then go ahead and cry and clap your hands.
*clap* *clap*

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(Source: suicidally-romantic-scoundrel, via lilybells)

Tags: Comic Con
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I’m sorry I’m late. My train was late. Actually, the second one. The first one I did miss, but that was my cab driver’s fault. I have this great traffic app and he thought that he was right. But, I’m here now though.

(Source: dailyoliverqueen)